Arts

Beardyman

Darren Foreman, the human drum machine, better known as Beardyman, is as much a part of the UK festival circuit as happy pills and wellies.

Justin Bieber's raging hormones recently sent him into an existential tailspin. These are the wounded cries of Bieber Fever.

Skynet has become self-aware and the machines have taken over. This is the sound of Arnold Schwarzengger being terminated by his iPod.