Darren Foreman, the human drum machine, better known as Beardyman, is as much a part of the UK festival circuit as happy pills and wellies.

Beardyman: Bieber Fever

Justin Bieber's raging hormones recently sent him into an existential tailspin. These are the wounded cries of Bieber Fever.


Beardyman: Arnie

Skynet has become self-aware and the machines have taken over. This is the sound of Arnold Schwarzengger being terminated by his iPod.